Soon after suspecting our apartment was haunted, this shows up parked on the street below us.
Run far away
No. Don’t run. Bake an apple pie and make a salad. Chill all the beer in the house. Put on your sexiest clothes and MAKE US PROUD.
And for the Love of the Impala, DON’T SLEEP WITH SAM. It doesn’t end well, for anyone, ever.
Aferward, get a plaid shirt, because seriously the girls who wear plaid on the show last the longest!